Dear Ants,
What did you think was going to happen when you snuck into my peanut butter? Did you think I would find you, maybe shed a tear or two, and surrender that easily? Just hand over my treasured possession? Silly, ants. As I picked your little bodies out of my peanut butter half of you were motionless, passed out and not moving from an overdose on creamy, protein-y goodness. You couldn’t even have the decency to pace yourselves?!
Nice try, but you’re going to have to call some of your more disgusting friends next time. Bring a large-ish hairy spider and maybe I’ll reconsider.
Love,
Bri
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